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EAGLE REPLACED BY SKUNK ON PRESIDENTIAL SEAL - HALF BLACK HALF WHITE AND EVERYTHING HE DOES STINKS




REPUBLICANS -




Extra Credit Multiple Choice Question -




TELEPROMPTER CRUTCH - Because it's easier to read a message of "Hope" and "Change" than to actually know your message.


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WTFO - September 23, 2012, 11:59 pm
Thank you.
arnnatz - September 23, 2012, 11:31 pm
Is that the one he takes on the road with him?
jaxx - September 23, 2012, 10:49 pm
Funny as hell!


HONORABLE MEN - President Bush fulfilling a promise to work out with a wounded hero he visited in Walter Reed. Odd, the news didn't report this story.




FACEPALM - When the PRESIDENT facepalms you, then you're in deep trouble




JEFFREY LEBOWSKI - The Dude for President 2012. Mellow out and abide man




OPTIMUS PRIME FOR PRESIDENT - I'd vote for him Would you?




PATIENCE -




OBAMA'S TYRANNICAL RELIGION - "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the 'good' of its victims may be the most oppressive." -- C. S. Lewis




MR. BEAN FOR PRESIDENT - Thats it. I am voting for Sidious.


TAGS: mr bean for president
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RonaldReagan - February 1, 2014, 3:27 pm
Don't get it


America in decline under Democrat influence. -


TAGS: obama decline politics president
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RonaldReagan - May 5, 2015, 4:24 pm
Ginger. Favorite program of my youth.


DEEP THOUGHTS WITH BARACK OBAMA -




FACE MINUS PALM - when the fail demands strangling the Vice President for his last Speech


TAGS: strangle obama president fail facepalm
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GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 8:24 am
That could be a lot of things in this Admin


"I SUPPORT MY PRESIDENT" - Because I think killing children with drones is ok when a Democrat does it.




EPIC FAILURE -


TAGS: obama epic failure 2014 midterms worst president ever
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premiumgrade - February 5, 2015, 8:40 pm
It makes me wonder what the DOJ has dug up on everybody who doesn't agree with him.
NataliCohenVaxberg - November 6, 2014, 6:29 am
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GOOFY FILES LAWSUIT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT - GOOFY CLAIMS THE PRESIDENT STOLE HIS IDENTITY Eric Holder says charges won't stick! (wanna bet)




PRESIDENT OBAMA - Says he wants to get more in touch with today's young voters ...




GEORGE CARLIN FOR PRESIDENT - Because government and politics are total bullshit ...




GEORGE H.W. BUSH - Read my lips: No new taxes... psyche!




ELECTION 2012 MADE EASY - Vote for the American




BRUCE CAMPBELL - Your future president?


TAGS: bruce campbell evil dead president
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - May 3, 2015, 10:40 am
Yikes
Renza - April 1, 2013, 2:18 pm
If he can take on the budget, politicians, and terrorists half as well as he deals with the undead and supernatural monsters, we'd be set.
Curlyrocks - April 1, 2013, 1:46 pm
Librals would never accept him and next thing you know there will be a ban on chainsaw hands, elvis and one liners.
Brawler - March 15, 2013, 12:04 pm
Shop smart, shop S-mart :)
Renza - March 15, 2013, 7:32 am
He'd do a better job than Bush for sure. And the gun nuts would love him running around yelling "this is my boomstick!"
Cannabal - March 14, 2013, 4:06 pm
Hail to the motherf***in' king!
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 1:34 pm
Only if you freshen him up a bit first.


SECRET SERVICE - Of course I'm upset about the recent events with the Secret Service. But what hurts me the most is that I never got invited to any of their parties!




HEY! PRESIDENT KOOL-AID! - Every citizen in the USA is being tortured by means of water-boarding with liberal Obamaid. (Pinko Commie Flavor)




YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! -


TAGS: barack obama won presidential election
Rating: 2.23/5

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fauxnews - May 17, 2015, 5:24 pm
haha...I caught that too.#76123 ;-) It's not so bad, actually. The perks alone make the membership worth the while - all the cheese and whine one could ever want X-D I kid. I kid. http://cdn.meme.am/instances/53687374.jpg Cheers, Cannabal.Glad you're back
Cannabal - May 17, 2015, 2:18 pm
Lost the bet at the Liberal Cabal meeting last week, so I have to come here to spread more Liberal propaganda in the name of "equal time." By the way, the Liberal Cabal approved your membership Faux, we enjoy your work, keep it up.
fauxnews - May 17, 2015, 11:41 am
haha...Funny. The both of you. Surprised he's not on the back of a milk carton ;-p P.S. Welcome back, Cannabal :-)
fauxnews - May 17, 2015, 11:41 am
haha...Funny. The both you. Surprised he's not on the back of a milk carton ;-p P.S. Welcome back, Cannabal :-) How goes it, mate?
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 6:47 pm
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
RonaldReagan - May 15, 2015, 6:14 pm
Better television actor than film actor. David who?


OBAMA'S MARKET - Notes written in crayon so liberals can understand it.




PRESIDENT OBAMA - Republicans Beware




2012 - Why not vote for someone who is honest about their evil intentions?




president hillary:day one -




HONOR AND SERVICE - Obviously not a community agitator!




Biff is running -




OBAMA'S PRESIDENTIAL SCRAP BOOK -




ANOTHER DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT CLAIMS HE IS NOT SENDING TROOPS TO WAR...AGAIN -




ENVY - He's handsome, wealthy, successful, a family man. It's not difficult to understand why liberals hate Mitt Romney so much.




OBAMALAISE - Now becoming more apparently obvious just like a circus side-show when you consider the past three years.




President Crybaby -




INCOMPETENCE - OBAMA INTERVIEWING A POTENTIAL CANDIDATE TO BE THE NEW SECRETARY OF THE NAVY




ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions




CONSERVATISM - CLINGING FIERCELY TO ONE'S BELIEFS IN THE FACE OF OVERWHELMING OPPOSITION AND OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE THAT YOU ARE WRONG




The Art Of War -


TAGS: war isis iraq president clown
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Greybeard - September 12, 2014, 11:02 pm
Thank you :)
Thegde - September 12, 2014, 12:22 pm
5L


BACKBONE - SARKOZY - Don't shoot ! I'm French! I'm a coward!




" OBAMA SITS IN THE COPY OF THE BUS ROSA PARKS RODE " - Only a copy of what a real President should be, would use it as a reelection prop.




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - What a legacy- no wonder he vacations and golfs a lot... Worst President ever. End the error in Nov. 2012




DEAR MR. OBAMA -


TAGS: letter to president obama
Rating: 4.67/5

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OTC - October 20, 2014, 5:57 pm
apparently, doing a bunch of interns count as serving.
Curlyrocks - October 15, 2014, 3:55 pm
Just curious, does dodging Nam and doing a bunch of coke count as serving?
Thedge - October 15, 2014, 12:46 am
That sir, is a sad part of the American plight. A president on the wrong side. I was afraid when the people elected a man to be chief that had never served. Am not disappointed in him so much as the people that put him there. Stupidity.


IRRELEVANCE -




JESUS -




MITT DID WHAT? - HE PICKED AN INEXPERIENCED RICH KID TO BE A HEART BEAT AWAY FROM BEING PRESIDENT?




TOO EASILY AMUSED - Someone told her Obama was getting reelected.




NEWT GINGRICH - for president




YOU'RE FIRED, DONALD TRUMP - And take that ridiculous hair with you




WASHINGTON - FATHER OF OUR COUNTRY? OR JUST A SLAVE-OWNING CRACKER?




SPOCK - Voting me out of office is simply not logical.




"HUNDREDS OF NATIONAL PARKS WILL CLOSE"... - There are only 58 national parks !!!




" JUST WAIT TILL I'M MORE FLEXIBLE " - Let us pray for our Commander-In-Chief and the upcoming elections. Please open your Bibles to Psalm 109:8 and read along with me: "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."




THE OOPS PRESIDENCY -




ANOTHER DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT CLAIMS HE IS NOT SENDING TROOPS TO WAR...AGAIN -




HEY MR. PRESIDENT!!! - Real leaders don't care more about their television guest appearances when there is an International Crisis!




ONE NATION UNDER - "I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'" Will Rogers




U.S. NAVY - Still awesome in spite of Obama.




HERMAN CAIN - "If you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself." 9-9-9 "some poor people will pay more taxes."




THE BEST AMERICA HAS? - One can't continue being President and the other can't be allowed to become President. America is screwed either way!


TAGS: obama romney president
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crazyman - October 7, 2012, 6:05 pm
Gary Johnson 2012


DEMOCRATS - Corrupt and thin-skinned




SOCIALIST POLICIES - "Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference." --Barack Obama Mr. President, can we please see one of your other answers now?




PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER - what moderates wanted when they voted for Obama




OBAMA DIDNT KILL OSAMA - Just Like Charles Manson Didnt Kill Sharon Tate, Leno Or Rosemary LaBianca.




Clinton and 9/11 -


TAGS: clinton bush 9 11 terrorism president
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OTC - June 16, 2013, 2:19 pm
I'm glad we don't have a two party system
Cannabal - June 16, 2013, 12:57 am
You see the fallacy of the two- party system yet?
OTC - June 16, 2013, 12:22 am
why do you argue your own point?
Renza - June 13, 2013, 6:40 pm
Bush administration is responsible for things that occurred while they were in a position to act, just as the current administration is, and further previous administrations were.
OTC - June 13, 2013, 5:20 pm
So if someone breaks into your home, are you going to blame the home builder or previous owner? Why is Clinton not at fault for anything under Bush, but Bush is at fault for things under Obama?
Renza - June 13, 2013, 1:57 pm
So, what you're saying is that this is all Constantine's fault for not killing every monotheist he or his army could find?
OTC - June 13, 2013, 12:22 pm
According to obama, the economy is Bush's fault. Clinton had opportunities to prevent 9-11 from happening, but it wasn't politically correct do to so.
Cannabal - June 12, 2013, 6:22 pm
Ironic considering that: A.G. John Ashcroft did not prioritize terrorism; Osama was a former CIA a**et; and there was a memo stating that Osama was going to strike one month prior to 9/11? Sometimes, the president gets to much credit for everything.
Cannabal - June 12, 2013, 6:20 pm
You have your links, I have mine. First one to stop posting loses. http://www.ornery.org/essays/warwatch/2004-04-11-1.html
Renza - June 12, 2013, 6:06 pm
by this logic... that means Benghazi was Bush's fault? or was it nixon's? and the economy would be Lincoln's?
WTFO - June 12, 2013, 5:52 pm
Because it was Clinton who ra**d the budgets for CIA and DoD. It was Clinton that passed on 3 opportunities to capture/kill UBL. It was Clinton that did nothing after the USS Cole, Blackhawk down, 1st World Trade Ctr attack... Of course it was his fault.
OTC - June 12, 2013, 5:23 pm
http://www.acsa2000.net/clinton_caused_911.htm


VOTING REPUBLICAN IS JUST ASKING FOR ANOTHER TRICKLE DOWN TRAIN WRECK -




THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMM... -


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Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 8, 2014, 1:00 pm
Must be a flood insurance scam


" I'm Not A Dick Tator" -




executive orders -




JOBS FOR ILLEGALS - Ok with Janet Napolitano, under "prosecutorial discretion". Coming soon: pedophiles working at day care centers, drug addicts at local clinics, and hookers at churches!




GOVERNMENT - how much did they cut their pay? $0.00




THE EMPEROR - I knew McCain was the dark Lord of the Sith. I'm glad I defeated him. - Mace Obama




BIBLICAL OPPORTUNITY LOST - Cain vs. Unable.




OBAMA - Orphaned Brat Against Middle-class America




HAVE NO FEAR... -




HEY LANCE "WHERE'S THAT GOLF PLAYING DUDE?" - Honoring the wounded troops ! George W. Bush and Lance Armstrong Ride With Wounded Warriors.




PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers




Obama wants to 'redouble' his efforts on terrorism -




SHAME ON YOU... - to those who didn’t vote for RON PAUL because you felt another candidate could beat Obama!




AND THAT GROUP OVER THERE -




LIBERAL TRUTH #2 - Responsibility and Accountability are for suckers! Always blame the guys on the other side of the aisle.




ANOTHER OOPSIE (AGAIN)! - "President Does Not Have Power Under Constitution to Unilaterally Authorize a Military Attack’ Senator Obama, 2007




SOCIAL ENGINEERING IS WHY - "If we have a program...of universal health care, that will disproportionately affect people of color, because they’re disproportionately uninsured" --Barack Obama




AND NEXXT TIME -




T. E. A. - TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY!




KAMINA - The only candidate who can bring us true progress




EVOLUTION - OH MY GOD! WE'VE FOUND THE MISSING LINK!




9 9 9 - THE ILLUSIONIST (Hint: Turn your screen upside down)




Stupid Things Liberals Say -




SEMPER FI -




JOB OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: politics world domination congress presidency
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Greybeard - January 13, 2013, 9:03 pm
LoL. Just like to make people laugh. It makes the 12 hours of work a day go by alot faster here in Afghanistan.
foxrecon19d - January 13, 2013, 10:01 am
NO WEIRDOS-That's classic! Where do you come up with these?


BILLY JACK FOR PRESIDENT 2012 - America needs a kick ass President now more than ever




AN INKED PRESIDENT - It would probably beat the hell out of all the current Presidential candidates




FLIPSIDE OF THE COIN -




JIM! - "I'm a president, not a mathematician"




Leading is about empowering others -




G8 SUMMIT - You were right, Nick. This is a great place to hang out . Damn, she fine!




President of the USA -




WITH ALL DUE RESPECT MR. PRESIDENT- YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG -




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